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Sad Know when I said I ride a motorbike?


AKA Ass-Bandit
Well, not anymore, because some twat hammock stole it! Had it barely a week, and some piss tosser figures that rather than do things the legal way, he'd be better off lifting my beauty onto the back of a van, security chain and all. This now means that I have to wait at least a month before I can even think about getting a new one; police need to finish investigating, the insurance company need to wait their usual waiting period, and the finance company need to be paid off before I can get another bike on finance.

Which means it's back to lifts, public transportation and a bicycle, which is a bit like downgrading from a PS3 or Xbox 360 to an Atari Jaguar. It also likely means that my insurance is going to be more expensive, due to having made a claim. And it also means I need to fuck around trying to get accepted for finance again. It was relatively easy the first time, I was given a 0% deal for the YBR I bought, which surprised me, but I doubt I'd be offered the same deal again, which makes me wonder what the damage (i.e. the interest) is going to be.

This time, I'm going for a cheaper bike (Lexmoto Arizona, a chinese cruiser-style bike), and I'm going to put the bloody thing in either a back garden, attached to a ground anchor, or chained to a fucking metal fence.

Fucking anal spelunker.