Are you a condimist? What about Mayo or Relish? My burgers are layed upon a thick bed of Mayo or Miracle whip and topped with ketchep and sometimes a splash of mustard for some zing. Mayo and Ketchup are my most used condiments. Mayo is one of the foundational ingredients to any sandwich containing meat, including hot dogs and subs. Ketchup marries beautifully with many foods containing cheddar, especially KD, and a little bit goes wonderfully with meat loaf. French fries need either Ketchup or gravy to support them, unless of course they are heavily salted like McDonald's shoe-strings. Without Ketchup or Mayo I would probably starve. I've known people who eat Ketchup sandwiches. I've tried it... Much better with mayo, but I still prefer using condiments as backup singers rather than leads.
- Cham