Okay, rant time. I'm sorry if this seems like a jumbled mess...I'm just going off the top of my head. I know there are a lot of TNA haters on this site and that's fine. I am not particularly one of those "haters." But I watched Impact last night and I have to comment on it. TNA stands for Total Nonstop Action but last night in their two hour spectacular they had four matches. I sware to God nothing happened within the first hour of watching that show and I know I'm going to forget something. I only remember a couple of actually good things. Matt Morgan going heel makes sense, Booker T had a funny line in the back, Mike Tenay asking, "what are they actually signing" was funny in the Sky/Love crap, and Don West saying "I think Velvet's are real" was funny. That was about it. Moving on... Hernandez won the World Title shot briefcase at some PPV but unfortunately for him he's a fucking moron. The dumbass uses the case while ALL THE MEMEBERS OF THE MAIN EVENT MAFIA ARE IN THE DAMN RING. He challenges Sting and he loses in about 5 minutes. Or it was a DQ, fuck if I remember. He's obviously not an ultimate opportunist. This was after Kurt Angle talked for what seemed like forever. Then we've got the glorious return of fatass Bubba Ray Dudley. Listen to what I'm about to say closely wrestling fans...I'll even make a separate paragraph... Devon challenged Kurt Angle at the next PPV Bubba challenged Sting for the World title at the next PPV Yup, we had Rhino vs Sting and now we're getting Bubba Ray vs Sting. Im totally serious. That's ridiculous. Do I even need to say more on that? I sware to God that all happened within 30-45 minutes. Next up was the Love/Sky and Fake V-P bologna. No wrestling there. Roxxi and Taylor Wilde tricked the blonde bimbos...wooooohooooo!! Roxxi is frickin retarded looking. I'm sorry, she's just not attractive and its painful to look at her. Taylor also annoys the piss outta me. Oh, some black shit fell on the bimbos in the ring. Priceless entertainment. I think we're about an hour in now...I might be making that up. What the hell else happened? Oh yeah, Scott Steiner is a terrible wrestler. Angle was put through a table so Steiner filled in against Styles and stunk up the joint. AJ couldnt save him. How about some cock-a-mane booking? Creed and Lethal win the tag titles over Beer Money and then lose them three days later at the PPV. I guess they felt having Creed and Lethal on the PPV? I know they are furthering the Morgan/Abyss stuff but they didnt need a title change to do it. Oh, and Matt Morgan blows. No Alex Shelley or Chris Sabin last night...why? Mick Foley yelled for no apparent reason. I wonder how much actual wrestling was on the show. The other match was the Kongtourage vs Roxxi, Wilde and ODB. It wasnt bad but I was very bored. Sojo Bolt sucks and Linda Miles, oops I mean Rhaka Khan also sucks. That show last night was pathetic, it was terrible, it was actrocious. End any other terms you can think of. One of the worst shows in history of pro wrestling. Rant over.