Well, here we go again. A nice saturday morning, with rolling storms and a nice breeze, I get a call from my wife, saying she would like for me to bring the kids to Phoenix for there cousins B-day party... I hesitate, but agree. So anyhow, I bring the kids out, stop for a few minutes and talk to my sister-in-law. We get through the bullshit and deciede its time to go. I have to be to work at 2pm and at this time its about 11:30am, I have about 45 miles to drive to get home, get ready for work and leave again... Well anyhow, we make it a few blocks from her house, and some asshat rear-ends me. pretty hard too... I get out, and bum the asshats phone to call 911. Firetruck shows up, checks me out and asks us to move off the road into a parkinglot to wait for the police... A hour passes... The asshat comes up to me and states he needs to get back to work, and reveals that HE HAS NO INSURANCE!!! So I bum his phone again, call 911 again to see where they are because this guys getting antsy and just told me he was uninsured. they tell me they are on there way. Another hour passes... I bum the asshats phone again, Call 911 AGAIN ask where they are. According to dispatch, they had already been there. Now Im like WTF with the operator, told her our exact location, and told her to get someone out there fast, case if not, this guy was gonna bolt... just what I need another hit-and-run! Anyhow, the cops finally show up, at about 2:15pm and we go through the whole 9 yards... I COME TO FIND OUT THIS ASSHOLE IS A ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, WITH NO US I.D., NO INSURANCE, AND WORKING ILLEGALLY... needless to say, he was arrested! So, finally after the over 2 hour wait to get the whole accident thing taken care of, I leave to go home. Stio at a gas station to pick up something to drink for the drive. Get my drink, go to back out, and cant see this fucking red pole thats behind me and hit that!! FUCK CAN MY DAY GET ANY WORSE!! if you answered YES, you would be absolutly right!! So, I drive home, call the insurance, get ready for work. Get to work at about 4:30, a whole 2:30 minutes late, start to work, forgetting about the accident, and the my neck starts to hurt like a bitch!! needless to say, I think I have whiplash. Doc just prescribed me some muscle relaxers and I have to take some IBprofen and ice my neak... FUN FUN Overall, today has sucked more dick than a 5 dollar whore!