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Just For Laughs


~Lucky 13 strikes again~
Well hi all. It's has ben a long week. And now it's friday . So to kick off the weekend with a smile I thought you all would get a good laugh out of this.


Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken here? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Make It a Great Day ! ! And have a great weekend ! !................... :warp:


Wanna play?
Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Just passed it around to everyone in the office...not that I'm on AS at work or anything like that...*sheepishly smiling*


Registered Member
How funny you are! Thanks for the giggles...I hope you all have a great weekend..I know I will! Going to a really great concert :D