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2141zach

Registered Member
oh ya copied this right of a website

Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”:lol:
 

sunrise

aka ginger warlock
V.I.P.
I think these a f**kin hilarious but I have been told they are rubbish - I don't care I love them :D

Q. Why wouldn't the deck of cards work?

A. They were out of order

Q. Why did the man take tai-boi classes?

A. He wanted to learn to dress properly

Q. Why could the wire connect the two computers?

A. It wasn't cable to

Thats all I got for the moment :D
 

Doc

Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
V.I.P.
What's funnier than any joke in this thread?

Your FACE
 
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