Beware, these jokes are adult in nature. THE BAPTIST & THE COWBOY A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.." Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." However, this is my all time favorite joke. Three guys survived a plane crash and were stranded on an island, when walking through the jungle they were ambushed by a primitive tribe and captured. The three were taken back to the tribe's camp and were confronted by the 'big chief'. The chief walked up to the first man and said, "Death or bongo?" The first man said, "Bongo doesn't sound so bad, so Bongo." They chief promptly did him in the ass. The chief approached the secong man and again asked, "Death or bongo?" The second man replied somewhat hesitantly, "Well I have a family and kids so Bongo." The chief then did him in the ass. The chief approached the final man and asked, "Death or bongo?" The man replied, "Fuck bongo I choose death." The chief then yelled, "DEATH BY BONGO!"