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Is there a doctor in the house?


New Member
There is now.

My name is Torgo Beskanovich. My family is originally from Europe, but my ancestors moved to America after an angry mob killed my great uncle because of some strange experiment. Like Dr. Tran, I have a Ph.D in Kicking Your Ass, along with other prestigious degrees and titles that are too numerous to list.

I am also an aspiring warlock.
P'tr zhi-kaha lehniht umbakral forheju virocix!
Anyone who read that line of text will be visited by an Incubus or a Succubus, and sire demons of misfortune.

Have a nice day.


Registered Member
Welcome on board Doctor you'll enjoy it here.

I know I do when I'm not destroying bus shelters, mugging old women or serving Bliss cheeseburgers in MACDONALD'S!

See you around


Sultan of Swat
Staff member
That was surely interesting...Do you actually talk like this in the real world?

None the less welcome to the forums. Not quite sure what to expect from you because of that weird introduction, but I guess we shall see soon.


Registered Member

Do I get to pick which one? :confused:
Well, since you're going to 'sire demons of misfortune', I'd assume that it would be one of the opposite sex, that being biologically advantageous to procreation. Unfortunately for me...

Welcome, Doctor!