There is now. My name is Torgo Beskanovich. My family is originally from Europe, but my ancestors moved to America after an angry mob killed my great uncle because of some strange experiment. Like Dr. Tran, I have a Ph.D in Kicking Your Ass, along with other prestigious degrees and titles that are too numerous to list. I am also an aspiring warlock. P'tr zhi-kaha lehniht umbakral forheju virocix! Anyone who read that line of text will be visited by an Incubus or a Succubus, and sire demons of misfortune. Have a nice day.