Is there a doctor in the house?

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by DoctorBeskanovich, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. DoctorBeskanovich

    DoctorBeskanovich New Member

    There is now.

    My name is Torgo Beskanovich. My family is originally from Europe, but my ancestors moved to America after an angry mob killed my great uncle because of some strange experiment. Like Dr. Tran, I have a Ph.D in Kicking Your Ass, along with other prestigious degrees and titles that are too numerous to list.

    I am also an aspiring warlock.
    P'tr zhi-kaha lehniht umbakral forheju virocix!
    Anyone who read that line of text will be visited by an Incubus or a Succubus, and sire demons of misfortune.

    Have a nice day.

  2. Danno

    Danno Registered Member

    Welcome on board Doctor you'll enjoy it here.

    I know I do when I'm not destroying bus shelters, mugging old women or serving Bliss cheeseburgers in MACDONALD'S!

    See you around
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  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime


    um. welcome.
  4. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    That was surely interesting...Do you actually talk like this in the real world?

    None the less welcome to the forums. Not quite sure what to expect from you because of that weird introduction, but I guess we shall see soon.
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  5. Daemonic

    Daemonic Registered Member


    Do I get to pick which one? :confused:
  6. Arathald

    Arathald Registered Member

    Well, since you're going to 'sire demons of misfortune', I'd assume that it would be one of the opposite sex, that being biologically advantageous to procreation. Unfortunately for me...

    Welcome, Doctor!

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