Is anyone here the Antichrist?

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Jeanie, Aug 18, 2009.

  1. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime


  2. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I love you.
     
  3. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    You rang?
     
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  4. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    three pigs walk into a bar, one looks to the other and gives him a thumbsup. While the third just mopes around because the other two dont really wanna give him any attention. I think it all started back when they were piglets. The third pig was always the fat one of the bunch and so the skinnier pigs always made fun of him. That eventually created a severe case of depression for pig #3 who eventually took to Alcoholism and stooped to giving blowjobs for shots of straight malassas into his ass. Eventually the Farmer caught wind of these sketchy happenings and had all the other pigs slaughtered except for pig number three. After Pig Number three got his act together and started acting like a pig again, the farmer bought some more pigs back onto the farm not suspecting that months later our third pig would yet again.... be in the same position, with the slight ache in his ass for the thick burn of molassas running through his veins as he washes the taste of sweaty balls out of his mouth. However knowing all this..... I still dont know how the fuck the first pig was able to give a thumbs up to the second pig. I mean he doesnt have thumbs in the first place?!?!!?!?!
     
  5. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Christine pooped in the biffy. "Thank you very much!"
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2009
  6. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Wait wait wait wait.

    ...wait...

    Is that emote getting bum fucked by the lightning?
     
  7. Obsessiforge

    Obsessiforge - Diderot Reborn -

    *Kicks down door*

    DID SOMEBODAY SAY BUMFUCK?!
     
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  8. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I do NOT want to know why you're asking.
     
  9. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    You know you wanna know!
     
  10. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I already know. That's the problem. I want to unknow but quick.
     

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