If you where forced to be a cannibal

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by MAgnum9987, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    What part of the body would you eat?

    I would eat the area around the kneecaps, lots of muscle and blood runt hrough their for the most flavor! YEAH CANNIBALISM!

  2. ancredelamour

    ancredelamour Registered Member

    I have always liked how calves feel, they've always seemed so meaty, so thats probably what I would eat.
  3. Barbara

    Barbara Ess Tii Eph Yu V.I.P. Lifetime

    I would eat the whole body. If I were forced to be a cannibal I would start with a toe probably. Eat it like a chicken leg. Then after that I'd feel like I'd already done enough wrong and just continue eating. Hey there's no point in trying to salvage my soul anymore. What I couldn't finish I would take home and make jerky or freeze the rest.
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  4. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    I'd start by cooking the meatier muscles (ie: The Butt cheeks and Thighs) then I'd brine it by allowing the cooked meat to soak in the ocean (pending I'm lost on an island or something).

    I'd save the organs for later... dry 'em out so that they were more like a sun dried tomato than a juicy liver. This way the longer I dry 'em the hungrier I get and the less I care about taste or looks.
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    RATTIE Registered Member

    I'd go for the more muscly parts, like most people do with regular meat.
    I wouldn't have to be forced as such though.
    Humans are not, by a long shot, as innocent as animals.
  6. LadyPinky

    LadyPinky scientia potestas est

    But, thighs and calves first. The the organs gotta love your sweetbreads.
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  7. Lemonv1

    Lemonv1 Registered Member

    Most of the parts already mentioned.
    However, surprised nobody's mentioned breasts yet. Aren't they really fatty?
  8. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    Nobody said penis. You know you wanna try it.

    I'd say the abs first, then maybe the arm. Hopefully, I can get some BBQ sauce to cover up the taste... If it has a bad taste. >.>
  9. MissyGris

    MissyGris Registered Member

    I agree. I think it would taste the best, hands down.
  10. DinoFlintstone

    DinoFlintstone "There can be only one!"

    I would start with the vagina, taking a little lick now and again just to make sure it's fresh, then a little nibble here and there, so not to eat it all at once and have nothing left to enjoy apart from a couple of chewy nipples.
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