If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
    in that time management course you sent me to."
    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably
    got here just in time!"
    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
    statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
    work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people
    who practice Yoga?"
    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
    solution to our biggest problem."
    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

    And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your
    1. " ...... AMEN!"

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