If you could conquer the world.....

#1
If you could conquer the world, which countries would you capture and then own?

Just a hypothetical lets-be-creative thread.
 
#2
Probably just Chile and I'll live on the Easter Island. I wouldn't want too many countries, and I wouldn't want any war. I just want to live peacefully in my country while everybody else is fighting it out for their own piece.
 
#4
La France. I'd force every cafe to offer me free croque-monsieur, wine and I'd wear a baret. The best part - no one could stop me, no one! Ahahaharr.
 

Feli_1988

Registered Member
#5
Turkey, and remove all the men. >_> Turkish men are always pervs, from my experience. Then I'd drag Jamaica to England, like in the ad.
 
#6
I'd start by taking Indonesia, for the sake of having so many big and little islands to myself.
 
#7
It would be interesting if somebody posted a world map, but instead of the countries names, it'll have the members names of the country they chose. There should be enough countries for the majority of active members here. ^_^