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I wouldn't post pictures of my girlfriend's spread legs but..

BigBob

Registered Member
It's a lamp..

I actually tried to concentrate on that being spread legs and I can't see it.
 

Barbara

Ess Tii Eph Yu
V.I.P.
I can see it and it was not amusing.
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
I actually have an identical lamp! Now, to find a flesh-colored wall to set it in front of. Imagination will do the rest, I trust. *rubs hands togeher with disturbing glee and a palmful of Astro-Glide*
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
I saw a lamp. What did you perverts see?
It morphed pretty quickly, tbh. For a shining moment, though, I saw a young lady clutching an onyx wine glass with some incredibly well-developed muscles and no help from her hands.
 
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