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I recall your earliest lessons...

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
You fell from 1000 feet during the walk of death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the walk of maiming and the walk of intense discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you - well, your head - saying that you could just walk it off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain...in space.
 
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