I really want a hamster now.


It's not me, it's you.
I had a hamster when I was a teenager. It was cute.

Although, if it gets out of it's cage, it will probably be eaten by Max.


Living on the 0th floor
"He has been kind of hard to deal with lately."

"Ophelia, he stabbed your dad through a curtain"

P.S. This is the best your hair as looked lately, I can't believe you were going to get it wet.