I nearly just choked myself.

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
#3
No.

I have my headphones wrapped around my neck, because they are broken. The left ear bud is going out on it, and for some reason, the only way it will work is if I wrap it around my neck, or hold it high.

And then I tried to get up from my desk....