I love you

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. A friend was complaining that her boyfriend would not say
    "I love you," even if explicitly asked to do so. The only
    exception, she said, was when they were in fact in the act
    of making love. Then, if asked, he would say the sacred words.

    I suggested that she should not take too much comfort in the
    exception. When making love, I explained, men will say
    anything.

    "He'd tell you he's the Easter Bunny if that's what he thinks
    you want to hear," I told her. The conversation rattled on
    from there.

    A couple of weeks later, she related the following. "We were
    in bed, making love and I said, 'Tell me you love me'."

    He said, "I love you."

    I said, "Tell me you're the Easter Bunny."

    He stopped for a second, and said, "I'm the Easter Bunny."

    "So I slapped him."

    The poor guy probably still doesn't know what happened.
     

  2. Veloci-T

    Veloci-T Registered Member

    i didnt know what happened either -___- i never get these jokes
     

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