I haven’t returned from India!

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Stegosaurus, Jun 18, 2010.

  1. Stegosaurus

    Stegosaurus Registered Member

    HELP! I’ve been practicing astral projection and got stuck somewhere on the Mahanadi River between Cuttack and Raipur! Call the ghost-busters but tell them not to cross the streams when they return me to my dimension, please!

    -Sent from my Apple iAstral touch.

  2. fractal

    fractal Eye see what you did ther

    Just tell me your co-ordinates and I'll kick you back.
  3. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I tried to call but there was no answer. Sorry bud.
  4. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    You need to take the M87, which is the central galaxy of the Virgo Cluster which is the central cluster of the Local Supercluster.

    What ever you do Steg, DO NOT take the M82. That will take you to the Starburst Galaxy which is the central galaxy of clusterfuck!
  5. Stegosaurus

    Stegosaurus Registered Member

    Of course! It makes sense now--I'm a Virgo, afterall.

    Oh noes! I actually think I've been through there before on my last trip. I ran into intergalactic princess Laym'ealot--she was...er..."nice." :naughty:

    Thanks, CG. I can always count on you!
  6. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Many before you have made that same mistake and they have all been through that whore. You should get checked for spacial-herpes when you get back, btw.

    You're lucky to have a friend like me who's been around the galaxy and back. Did you happen to run into Ukstibanalamaratan? He is so hunky. I wonder if he remembers me? He did say I was the best he ever had! :nod:
  7. Stegosaurus

    Stegosaurus Registered Member

    You dirty thing!...I meant she was accommodating...she bought me a Coke! It was the best fucking Coke I ever had. It was sprinkled with stardust and was served in an ice-cold comet cup.

    You know the first place they look when they check you for spacial herpes?


    You totally have to be careful out there, though--especially for the android girls...


    Nope. But this guy remembers you.


    When did you go by "Donna"? :lol:
  8. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Drake said that I was the best he has ever had.
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  9. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Inorite? Out of this world! :nod:

    I wish I hadn't repped you already. ROFLMFAO!

    Ok, seriously, I don't know what this man told you but I have never seen him before in my life.

    :shifteyes: :shifteyes: :shifteyes:

    Wasn't me!
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