I have often been curious


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about boxing someone's ears. I read it a few times in books that I was reading, and I couldn't understand why it supposedly hurt so much. Sure didn't seem like it would.

So I tried it on my ex.

He was pissed.


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Cauliflower ear (also hematoma auris, perichondrial hematoma, and Traumatic auricular hematoma) is a condition most common among boxers, amateur wrestlers, rugby players, and mixed martial artists. If the external portion of the ear suffers a blow, a blood clot or other fluid may collect under the perichondrium. This separates the cartilage from the overlying perichondrium that is its source of nutrients, causing the cartilage to die. This leads to a formation of fibrous tissue in the overlying skin. When this happens, the outer ear becomes permanently swollen and deformed, resembling a cauliflower.


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Also, I've heard if you clap your hands over their ears the right way, you push air into their ear, and can actually damage the eardrums and cause severe pain/disorientation