I ♥ Haters
This convo should've ended the minute Kool-Aid Man got involved, but it didn't... :shake:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey yo!!
You: hmmm, turkey is such a sexy country
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: i’m Tina
Stranger: thats kool
Stranger: r u horny?
You: yes so very horny!!!
You: i want to have some hot cyber sex with u
Stranger: im in my briefs
Stranger: i am goin to take them off
You: k....I have a hot cyber fantasy i want to try out...
You: *it's a hot, humid summer day.....were out in a secluded park, having a picnic.*
You: *everything is perfect.....the smeel of food is in the air....the hot sun beating down on us*
Stranger: go on
You: *i take a cup of grape Kool-Aid and look at you seductively.*
You: *and the i rip off mytop and pour the cool liquid onto my breasts.*
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: so what r u doin up so late?
Stranger: i wanna lick it off of your breasts
You: i am horny!!!
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: me too
You: lick my artificially flavored breasticles baby.....*i moan*
Stranger: ru masturbating?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: i lick your nipples clean
You: oh yeah....very hard masturbation
You: i’m so horny theres like a jackhammer in my vag
Stranger: i lick down to your pants and take them off
Stranger: i wanna eat u out
You: *next i rip open a cherry flavored Kool Aid packet....I pour the contents into my vagina......i add water...then stir gently*
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i lick it and delight you
Stranger: i stick my wet tongue into your juicy kunt
Stranger: and wiggle it around
You: please....drink this refreshing summer time treat from the yeast infected fountain that is my smelly vag......i made it specially just for you..
Stranger: i like it
You: mmmm....*I start moaning with pleasure*
Stranger: i like your juices
Stranger: im as hard as a rock right now
Stranger: oh yes
You: oh yes!! give me more!
Stranger: ok i wanna stick my cock in you
You: *suddenly, Kool-Aid man bursts through a conveniately placed brick wall. "OH YEAH!" he shouts.*
Stranger: oh i love it
Stranger: i think im gonna cumm in real life
You: *i look at Kool-Aid man with lust and start fingering my tight teenage hiney hole*
You: *Kool-Aid man is watching you drink refreshing grape Kool-Aid from my stinky vag....his glass, pitcher cock is growing longer....getting very erect*
Stranger: i am fixing to cumm
Stranger: where do i blow out at
You: *I crawl over to Kool-Aid Man and moan*
You: pop culture icons make me so wet and horny....fuck me you big pitcher of refreshing Kool-Aid!
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: it is cumming!
You: *Kool-Aid Man sticks his glass cock into my ass and starts fucking me. the feeling of glass on ass is so intense.*
Stranger: where do i cumm at
Stranger: tell me now
Stranger: im goin to
You: *'ahahahahaha' Kool-Aid man laughs with delight. 'this is almost as fun as when I got to make my own Atari game! Being a corporate whore has its benefits. I had a three way fuck with the Twinkie mascot and the bitch on the raisins box. that was a night to remember*
Stranger: where do u want me to cumm?
Stranger: i cum on ur boobs
You: *Kool-Aid man spanks my ass and shouts....'tell me how good Kool-Aid feels in ur hole you dirty whore!!! *spank* y’know I used to advertise in the Superman comic books!!! *spank* I AM A GOD! *spank* gimme a testimonial on Kool-Aid!!!'
Stranger: ok im leaving if u don’t tell me we her to cum at
You: *i scream* Kool-Aid is the best!! It's a thirst quencher and it makes my boner hard!, i* scream as he shoves his glass dick in and out of my hot hole*
You: bitch, you are making me cum!! *the glass pitcher with a goofy face and grin wobbles and shakes*
Stranger: r u still masturbating?
You: *Kool-Aid Man pulls out and ejaculates a rainbow of powdered Kool-Aid all over my FACE....lemonade, rasberry, strawberry, cherry, grape. i stick out my tongue to receive his love powder.*
You: oh baby *i moan.* i think you just made a new flavor. well call it cumtastic banana.' *I giggle like a japanese schoolgirl*
You: *Kool Aid Man looks at you with lust*
Stranger: did u cumm yet>???
You: *he grabs you by your tiny little cock and throws you inside his pitcher head. he hits a button on the side of his head and a purple liquid begins to fill Kool-Aid man*
Stranger: in real life u cum?
You: *unfortunately, it's not grape Kool-Aid. its a flesh eating acid....u scream in pain as the flesh begins to melt from your body.*
You: *the smell of smoke and charred flesh begin to emerge from the top of his head. i look at u with pity as you are becoming nothing more than a pile of bones like a miniature jabba the hut*
You: *ur screams of death have gotten me wet again. i grab one of your bones from inside Kool-Aid man's head. one of your leg bones i think .and start using it as a dildo*
You: *however, i shove it too hard into my vagina, and i rupture all my internal organs. blood starts flowing like a river. Kool-Aid man looks on in horror*
You: *i collapse in pain onto the ground. Kool-Aid Man, not having much knowledge of the female anatomy because hes a big fucking glass pitcher, walks over and starts drinking the red fluid from my sliced up slit*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.