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I had sex with the Kool-Aid Man

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
This convo should've ended the minute Kool-Aid Man got involved, but it didn't... :shake:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello
You: hey yo!!
Stranger: 28/m/turkey
You: hmmm, turkey is such a sexy country
You: 17/f/canada
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: i’m Tina :D
Stranger: thats kool
Stranger: r u horny?
You: yes so very horny!!!
You: i want to have some hot cyber sex with u
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im in my briefs
Stranger: i am goin to take them off
You: k....I have a hot cyber fantasy i want to try out...
Stranger: what?
You: *it's a hot, humid summer day.....were out in a secluded park, having a picnic.*
Stranger: ok
You: *everything is perfect.....the smeel of food is in the air....the hot sun beating down on us*
Stranger: go on
You: *i take a cup of grape Kool-Aid and look at you seductively.*
You: *and the i rip off mytop and pour the cool liquid onto my breasts.*
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: so what r u doin up so late?
Stranger: i wanna lick it off of your breasts
You: i am horny!!!
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: me too
You: lick my artificially flavored breasticles baby.....*i moan*
Stranger: ru masturbating?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: i lick your nipples clean
You: oh yeah....very hard masturbation
You: i’m so horny theres like a jackhammer in my vag
Stranger: i lick down to your pants and take them off
Stranger: i wanna eat u out
You: *next i rip open a cherry flavored Kool Aid packet....I pour the contents into my vagina......i add water...then stir gently*
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i lick it and delight you
Stranger: i stick my wet tongue into your juicy kunt
Stranger: and wiggle it around
You: please....drink this refreshing summer time treat from the yeast infected fountain that is my smelly vag......i made it specially just for you..
Stranger: good
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: yummy
You: mmmm....*I start moaning with pleasure*
Stranger: i like your juices
Stranger: im as hard as a rock right now
Stranger: oh yes
You: oh yes!! give me more!
Stranger: ok i wanna stick my cock in you
You: *suddenly, Kool-Aid man bursts through a conveniately placed brick wall. "OH YEAH!" he shouts.*
Stranger: oh i love it
Stranger: i think im gonna cumm in real life
You: *i look at Kool-Aid man with lust and start fingering my tight teenage hiney hole*
Stranger: oooooo
You: *Kool-Aid man is watching you drink refreshing grape Kool-Aid from my stinky vag....his glass, pitcher cock is growing longer....getting very erect*
Stranger: i am fixing to cumm
Stranger: where do i blow out at
You: *I crawl over to Kool-Aid Man and moan*
You: pop culture icons make me so wet and horny....fuck me you big pitcher of refreshing Kool-Aid!
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: it is cumming!
You: *Kool-Aid Man sticks his glass cock into my ass and starts fucking me. the feeling of glass on ass is so intense.*
Stranger: where do i cumm at
Stranger: tell me now
Stranger: im goin to
You: *'ahahahahaha' Kool-Aid man laughs with delight. 'this is almost as fun as when I got to make my own Atari game! Being a corporate whore has its benefits. I had a three way fuck with the Twinkie mascot and the bitch on the raisins box. that was a night to remember*
Stranger: where do u want me to cumm?
Stranger: i cum on ur boobs
You: *Kool-Aid man spanks my ass and shouts....'tell me how good Kool-Aid feels in ur hole you dirty whore!!! *spank* y’know I used to advertise in the Superman comic books!!! *spank* I AM A GOD! *spank* gimme a testimonial on Kool-Aid!!!'
Stranger: ok im leaving if u don’t tell me we her to cum at
You: *i scream* Kool-Aid is the best!! It's a thirst quencher and it makes my boner hard!, i* scream as he shoves his glass dick in and out of my hot hole*
You: bitch, you are making me cum!! *the glass pitcher with a goofy face and grin wobbles and shakes*
Stranger: r u still masturbating?
You: *Kool-Aid Man pulls out and ejaculates a rainbow of powdered Kool-Aid all over my FACE....lemonade, rasberry, strawberry, cherry, grape. i stick out my tongue to receive his love powder.*
You: oh baby *i moan.* i think you just made a new flavor. well call it cumtastic banana.' *I giggle like a japanese schoolgirl*
You: *Kool Aid Man looks at you with lust*
Stranger: did u cumm yet>???
You: *he grabs you by your tiny little cock and throws you inside his pitcher head. he hits a button on the side of his head and a purple liquid begins to fill Kool-Aid man*
Stranger: in real life u cum?
You: *unfortunately, it's not grape Kool-Aid. its a flesh eating acid....u scream in pain as the flesh begins to melt from your body.*
You: *the smell of smoke and charred flesh begin to emerge from the top of his head. i look at u with pity as you are becoming nothing more than a pile of bones like a miniature jabba the hut*
You: *ur screams of death have gotten me wet again. i grab one of your bones from inside Kool-Aid man's head. one of your leg bones i think .and start using it as a dildo*
You: *however, i shove it too hard into my vagina, and i rupture all my internal organs. blood starts flowing like a river. Kool-Aid man looks on in horror*
You: *i collapse in pain onto the ground. Kool-Aid Man, not having much knowledge of the female anatomy because hes a big fucking glass pitcher, walks over and starts drinking the red fluid from my sliced up slit*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Wow haha! You should write pornos
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
My original plan was to have him abducted by the Black Panthers, but I was watching that Family Guy episode where Peter is found guilty of Lois' murder and I was like let's use the Kool-Aid Man instead.

Also, I have to admit that this wasn't that fun because I'm pretty sure the guy I was trolling knew very little English. It's not as fun when the other person doesn't get the pop culture references :-/
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
He just wanted you to say 'i'm cumming!' so that he could hehehehe
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
one day, we will meet each other on there and I will fuck with you right back.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Fuck with, or just plain fuck?
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
one day, we will meet each other on there and I will fuck with you right back.
:naughty:

You might be able to find me if you narrow down your parameters and enter "roleplay" in the common interest bar. That's how I find all these losers.
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
lol good to know
 
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