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"I gotta piss like a racehorse."

Tucker

Lion Rampant
That's often what I say when I gotta piss like a racehorse. When appropriate, I'll tone it down to "...pee like a racehorse," which is slightly more polite terminology. Neither is a thing I'd say to a maitre d', you understand; but for casual settings, they serve.

How do you let the world know it's time to let some water out?
 

Dekzper

Registered Member
Well, if it's casual I just say I gotta piss (loud or Face). But if it's a formal function I say I need to use the facilities or I gotta piss... it depends on my mood and the "formal" function. :nod: But if anyone was in my room and told me they needed to piss like a racehorse, I'd get them to the backyard quick! :-o Racehorses don't use toilets.
 

Willy

Registered Member
I usually say I need to go and squeeze my sponge.

When you say "Piss like a racehorse" Do you mean you get on all fours!!! Or while at a swift canter or full gallop?
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
How do you let the world know it's time to let some water out?
Why would we want the world to know anyway that we have to do it? :lol:

If I'm not in a middle of a convo with someone, I just go do my stuff without the announcement. If I have to excuse myself, I just say I need to go to the restroom.

The only time I feel I need to announce this tmi thing is when I'm talking to my kids and they're following me around "leave me alone, maman wants to go pee-pee" :rofl:
 

generalblue

Where is my Queen?
I have a couple of them that I use, and I usually only say these things if I am drunk. 'Gotta go drain the lizard.' 'Gonna relieve the blue vein'. When I am sober I just simply say I have to go use the restroom.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
I hate the word 'piss' so I never say it. It just sounds horrible.
I either say, "I'm just nipping to the toilet!" or I say, "I need a pee."
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
I'm very clear and say it shortly without hesitation.
I either say "pee" or "toilet". And that's it. There's no need for other words.

There are times I say nothing about it and go in silence.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I actually say I gotta race like a pisshorse.

either that or I'll go with "Gotta take a leak" but I never quite understood what that means when you look at it straight forward :hah:
 

Rebeccaaa

yellow 4!
Why would we want the world to know anyway that we have to do it? :lol:

If I'm not in a middle of a convo with someone, I just go do my stuff without the announcement. If I have to excuse myself, I just say I need to go to the restroom.
This, pretty much.

But I say bathroom instead of restroom. 'Cause I'm cooooooler.

So yeah, either 'just going to the bathroom', or nothing.
 
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