I don't always eat sandwiches

#1
But when I do, I prefer them with mayonnaise.

*drinks a Dos Equis beer*
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#6
Turkey breast (or any kind of breast, really) with yellow mustard on seven-grain bread., sometimes several days in a row. I'm big on the PB, too. Sandwiches are great when I'm too lazy to cook and have already eaten enough cereal throughout the day to shit out a medium-sized office building.