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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
...the son that every mother wishes was their own.

I just finished putting down new floor in my mother's kitchen. For free! I could have been partying last night, but instead, I put in her floor. And then I felt like bragging because it looks awesome.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
No camera
 

kcdad

Registered Member
therefor I think
 

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
...the son that every mother wishes was their own.
Aww. I've been saying that!

You are also the son only a mother could love... :lol:
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
...how bout you and me meet up tonight in a dark bedroom. I can give you a son like me of your own...
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
I'd be shocked if you did that for your mother and charged her for it. She gave birth to you which must have been difficult. You owe her the world.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I owe her the world, and all I gave her was a crappy flooooorrrrr
 

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
...how bout you and me meet up tonight in a dark bedroom. I can give you a son like me of your own...
:eek:mg: :eek:mg: :eek:mg:

I prefer the bedroom to be well-lit though!! ;)

Oh dear, now you got me all excited! :whip:
 
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