I am...

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
#1
...the son that every mother wishes was their own.

I just finished putting down new floor in my mother's kitchen. For free! I could have been partying last night, but instead, I put in her floor. And then I felt like bragging because it looks awesome.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
#8
I'd be shocked if you did that for your mother and charged her for it. She gave birth to you which must have been difficult. You owe her the world.