I am the....

Iris

rainbow 11!
#1
MUFFIN QUEEN.

All of you are now my muffin minions and shall worship my yummy baked goodness.
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
#5
In return for my vassalage, I demand blueberry muffins as my fiefdom. Short that, you will get no fealty from me.
Ye shall reign as a muffin lord, take your damn blueberry muffins, but your kingdom will come with a price, a small tax in which you take from your people. Two chocolate chips for every person who lives in your minuscule kingdom.
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
#8
The red muffin is the muffin of all muffins. Tis my muffin and only those who prove themselves worthy shall taste it.