I am the....

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    MUFFIN QUEEN.

    All of you are now my muffin minions and shall worship my yummy baked goodness.
     

  2. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    In return for my vassalage, I demand blueberry muffins as my fiefdom. Short that, you will get no fealty from me.
     
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  3. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    Muffins are good.
     
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  4. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    I would be more than happy to worship your yummy baked goodness, muffin queen.
     
  5. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Ye shall reign as a muffin lord, take your damn blueberry muffins, but your kingdom will come with a price, a small tax in which you take from your people. Two chocolate chips for every person who lives in your minuscule kingdom.
     
  6. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    The Muffin Queen is tough but fair. Long live the Muffin Queen.
     
  7. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I'll have a red muffin please.
     
  8. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    The red muffin is the muffin of all muffins. Tis my muffin and only those who prove themselves worthy shall taste it.
     
  9. kiwi

    kiwi The Original Kiwi

    Whore.

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  10. Nibbles

    Nibbles meep

    O mistress of freshly baked goodness, a minion beggs your audience: any green muffins?
     

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