Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Iris, Apr 2, 2009.
All of you are now my muffin minions and shall worship my yummy baked goodness.
In return for my vassalage, I demand blueberry muffins as my fiefdom. Short that, you will get no fealty from me.
Muffins are good.
I would be more than happy to worship your yummy baked goodness, muffin queen.
Ye shall reign as a muffin lord, take your damn blueberry muffins, but your kingdom will come with a price, a small tax in which you take from your people. Two chocolate chips for every person who lives in your minuscule kingdom.
The Muffin Queen is tough but fair. Long live the Muffin Queen.
I'll have a red muffin please.
The red muffin is the muffin of all muffins. Tis my muffin and only those who prove themselves worthy shall taste it.
O mistress of freshly baked goodness, a minion beggs your audience: any green muffins?
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