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I am religious sometimes

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Like on Wednesday when I thanked the sweet baby Jesus that I got my period.
 

sunrise

aka ginger warlock
V.I.P.
I don't thank god when it is friday, I think the calender makers... WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
i thanked sweet baby jesus when I won yet another nascar race
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
I also just thanked God when I found a tampon in my desk drawer. Things could have gotten ugly.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
I thank Baby Jesus every time I narrowly escape getting charged with sexual harassment. Or whenever I don't get my period... not because I'm trying to trap a guy into a relationship with me, but just because periods are a mess... especially if you're like me and have no idea when your flow is gonna start. Then you just wake up with a massacre in your pants in the morning.

Look at me, raving on and on about my uterus. It's like last week's staff meeting all over again.
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
I thank God for every orgasm.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
I thought it was called Willis.

Oh wait, that was the last one. RIP Willis

Sir Lancelot?
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
Lol Lance died as well. So did his brother.
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
So the holy spirit is literally inside you
 
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