Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Mirage, Jun 12, 2009.
How would you get past Chuck Norris?
*looks up from drink*
DAMNIT, KNOCK THAT OFF!
*back to sweet, sweet, sake*
Get Jet Li to beat him up.
Don't you mean Bruce Lee?
YouTube - Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon
He is the only one who could ever get past Chuck Norris.
I'll tell him I'll buy a Total Gym if he allows me to pass.
I would cry... Then as his heart blips I would take a towel and soak up my tears, then catch him off gaurd, toss the towel over his face and commence water boarding him..... because I'm a right wing extremist like that.
I'd wax his chest until he was crying from the pain.
lmao @ Bliss.
I was thinking the same thing while watching the video. I will get his back.
No, I meant Jet Li. Both could get past Norris, but since Jet is still alive, I figured he'd be a better choice.
Watch the first 1:40 of this vid
YouTube - Jet Li Vs General Fujita
Then all of this video
YouTube - Awesome Fight Scene: Chen Jun vs. General Fujita
Jet Li > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.
You'd sprain your wrist trying to remove his chest hairs...
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