How would you get past Chuck Norris?

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How would you get past Chuck Norris?

  1. I wouldn't, and then I would cry.

    25.0%
  2. I wouldn't, and then I would run away.

    25.0%
  3. I wouldn't, and then I would soil myself.

    12.5%
  4. I wouldn't, and then I would spontaniously combust.

    37.5%
  1. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    How would you get past Chuck Norris?
     

  2. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    *looks up from drink*

    DAMNIT, KNOCK THAT OFF!

    *back to sweet, sweet, sake*
     
  3. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

  4. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Get Jet Li to beat him up.
     
  5. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

  6. viLky

    viLky ykLiv

    I'll tell him I'll buy a Total Gym if he allows me to pass.
     
  7. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    I would cry... Then as his heart blips I would take a towel and soak up my tears, then catch him off gaurd, toss the towel over his face and commence water boarding him..... because I'm a right wing extremist like that.
     
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  8. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I'd wax his chest until he was crying from the pain.
     
  9. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    lmao @ Bliss.

    I was thinking the same thing while watching the video. I will get his back.
     
  10. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    No, I meant Jet Li. Both could get past Norris, but since Jet is still alive, I figured he'd be a better choice.

    Watch the first 1:40 of this vid

    YouTube - Jet Li Vs General Fujita

    Then all of this video

    YouTube - Awesome Fight Scene: Chen Jun vs. General Fujita

    Jet Li > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.
    You'd sprain your wrist trying to remove his chest hairs...
     
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