How true.....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AngelsPeak, May 11, 2005.

  1. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    This was emailed to me yesterday, and I just wanted to share it with everyone.

    Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ...somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.

    Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ...Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

    Somebody said being a mother is boring ...Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

    Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will turn out well...Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

    Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ... Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

    Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother...Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.

    Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first...Somebody doesn't have five children.

    Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ...Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

    Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery ....Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

    Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ...Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

    Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

    Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ... Somebody never had grandchildren.

    Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ..... Somebody isn't a mother.

  2. danilexi

    danilexi Registered Member

    I got the same email. I thought it was great
  3. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Very nice. :) Thanks for sharing.
  4. Mina

    Mina Registered Member

    Insanity is inherited......

    From your children :lol:
  5. finest_fury

    finest_fury New Member

    I got that email last year, and I still think it's awesome!
  6. momtobrenna

    momtobrenna Registered Member

    I've seen that before, but it was great to read again. THANKS!!
  7. helpisontheway

    helpisontheway Registered Member

    It truly touches home for me at the moment.. thanks... never seen that before...

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