How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


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A woman came home to find her husband stalking the kitchen with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Killed any yet?"

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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