How To Call The Police When You're Old, Black, & Live In The Hood


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Brendella Jenkins of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when her
bedridden husband told her that she'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which they could see from the bedroom window.

Brendella opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things. She phoned the police,
who asked "Is someone in your house," and she said "no." The Police said
that all patrols were busy, and that she should simply lock the door to
the house and an officer would be along when available.

Brendella said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I just shot them." Then she hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire
trucks, a paramedic, an ambulance AAAAAND THE D.A. showed up at the
Jenkins' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Brendella: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!" Brendella said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"