How To Call The Police When You're Old, Black, & Live In The Hood

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  1. Shwa

    Shwa Gay As Fuck V.I.P. Lifetime

    Brendella Jenkins of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when her
    bedridden husband told her that she'd left the light on in the garden
    shed, which they could see from the bedroom window.

    Brendella opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
    there were people in the shed stealing things. She phoned the police,
    who asked "Is someone in your house," and she said "no." The Police said
    that all patrols were busy, and that she should simply lock the door to
    the house and an officer would be along when available.

    Brendella said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
    again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
    people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
    them now because I just shot them." Then she hung up.

    Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire
    trucks, a paramedic, an ambulance AAAAAND THE D.A. showed up at the
    Jenkins' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to Brendella: "I thought you said that you'd
    shot them!" Brendella said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


  2. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Haha I love the ending. Good stuff. :D
  3. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    Older than the internet but still amusing.
  4. R1pperZ

    R1pperZ Registered Member


    That was great!

    Good one Shwa.
  5. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    There's heaps of versions, but the real one is from the newspaper, I had it on my comp.
  6. MasterChad

    MasterChad Registered Member

    hahaha nice...

    Good story Shwa

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