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How much can you guess about Alt?

Altanzitarron

Tamer Of The LOLzilla
1. If I could be any kitchen utensil what would I be?

A. Whisk
B. Spatula (metal)
C. Blender

2. As a child, which of these did I believe came to life when I wasn't in the room.

A. Soft Toys
B. Action Figures
C. Crackers

3. I spent this valentines day with...

A. A school teacher
B. My right hand
C. Lolzilla

4. My pet Hamster was named after what chewy snack?

A. Caramel
B. Biscuit
C. Fudge

5. I'm allergic to cats but what toy would I make for my grandmothers cats to play with?

A. Lots of straws taped together to dangle for them.
B. A stick with a ball hanging from it for cat swing ball
C. A toilet paper fort to hide in.

6. What frightens me most?

A. Spiders
B. Commitment
C. Sea creatures

7. What have I spent my morning doing?

A. Cleaning
B. Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall
C. Putting a toaster in a washing machine for an electronic battle royale.

8. Last film I watched at the cinema?

A. 13 Assassins
B. Thor
C. Fast and Furious 5

9. My favourite side of the bed?

A. Left
B. Right
C. Middle in a star fish position

10. On a scale of 1 to 3 (3 being the highest) how bored must I have been to make this thread?

A. 1
B. 2
C. 3

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
No multiple choice. In your answer try to consider the impact that Lolzilla has had and what the significance of taming him would be when placed in the context of modern society.

I'll be back to mark your answers later kiddies.
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
1. If I could be any kitchen utensil what would I be?


C. Blender

2. As a child, which of these did I believe came to life when I wasn't in the room.


B. Action Figures


3. I spent this valentines day with...


B. My right hand


4. My pet Hamster was named after what chewy snack?


C. Fudge

5. I'm allergic to cats but what toy would I make for my grandmothers cats to play with?


B. A stick with a ball hanging from it for cat swing ball


6. What frightens me most?


B. Commitment

*coughjcusackcough*

7. What have I spent my morning doing?

the morning u posted this?
B. Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall


8. Last film I watched at the cinema?

B. Thor


9. My favourite side of the bed?


C. Middle in a star fish position

10. On a scale of 1 to 3 (3 being the highest) how bored must I have been to make this thread?


C. 3

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
No multiple choice. In your answer try to consider the impact that Lolzilla has had and what the significance of taming him would be when placed in the context of modern society.

I'll be back to mark your answers later kiddies.

I'd call on you, Tamer of the Lolzilla. Although personally, I don't think you can really tame a lolzilla, you conquer it with depressing songs from groups like Radiohead (make it listen to YouTube - Radiohead - How to disappear completely + lyrics ).
 

Rebeccaaa

yellow 4!
B. Spatula (metal)

B. Action Figures

C. Lolzilla

C. Fudge

A. Lots of straws taped together to dangle for them.

B. Commitment

B. Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall

C. Fast and Furious 5

B. Right

C. 3

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
No multiple choice. In your answer try to consider the impact that Lolzilla has had and what the significance of taming him would be when placed in the context of modern society.
By dangling lots of straws tapped together in front of him
 

Altanzitarron

Tamer Of The LOLzilla
Answers
1. If I could be any kitchen utensil what would I be?

B. Spatula (metal)

2. As a child, which of these did I believe came to life when I wasn't in the room

A. Soft Toys

3. I spent this valentines day with...

B. My right hand

4. My pet Hamster was named after which chewy snack?

C. Fudge

5. I'm allergic to cats but what toy would I make for my grandmothers cats to play with

A. Lots of straws taped together to dangle for them.

6. What frightens me most?

C. Sea creatures

7. What have I spent my morning doing?

B. Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall

8. Last film I watched at the cinema?

A. 13 Assasins

9. My favourite side of the bed?

A. Left

10. On a scale of 1 to 3 (3 being the highest) how bored must I have been to make this thread?

C. 3

So how did you do?

Belle
Trivia - 4 / 10

Lolzilla Taming Technique - Calling on me is kind of a cheat so that's cost you points. However the haunting melodies of Radiohead do tame the savage beast so you get 7 out of a possible 10 bonus points. It's favourite is Fake Plastic Trees.

Overall - 11 / 20. If you'd guessed my fear correctly you'd have known that I'd be far too afraid to sleep like a star fish.

Bex
Trivia - 5 / 10

Lolzilla taming technique - Your method is short and you have omitted key details such as the colour of the straws, the type of tape holding them together and overall length of the device. However you have applied knowledge which demonstrates your understanding of the test as a whole by tying both rounds together. 8 / 10

Overall - 13 / 20. Anyone with half a brain cell knows that Lolzilla's hibernate
through February and are therefore unattainable valentines dates.
 

Rebeccaaa

yellow 4!
How comes we didn't get extra credit just for taking part/being awesome?

Alt..........

Biscuit and caramel = not chewy
 

Impact

Well-Known Member
V.I.P.
B. Spatula (metal) - best for spanking ;)
A. Soft Toys - just as a child? I know you still believe that...I mean, that's why you set up the camera's in your bedroom, right?
B. My right hand
C. Fudge
A. Lots of straws taped together to dangle for them.
6. What frightens me most?
A. Spiders
B. Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall
B. Thor
C. Middle in a star fish position
C. 3

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
Step 1. Find Alt
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Lolzilla babies that bear a striking resemblance to Alt
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
1. If I could be any kitchen utensil what would I be?
Blender

2. As a child, which of these did I believe came to life when I wasn't in the room.
Action Figures


3. I spent this valentines day with...
Lolzilla

4. My pet Hamster was named after what chewy snack?
Fudge

5. I'm allergic to cats but what toy would I make for my grandmothers cats to play with?
A toilet paper fort to hide in.

6. What frightens me most?
Commitment


7. What have I spent my morning doing?
Trying to attach a suction cup towel hook to my bathroom wall


8. Last film I watched at the cinema?
Thor


9. My favourite side of the bed?
Middle in a star fish position

10. On a scale of 1 to 3 (3 being the highest) how bored must I have been to make this thread?
1

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
With tea and crumpets
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
You actually believe your fear is worse than the fear both Bex and I guessed? What if you're just in denial? :lol:
 

Altanzitarron

Tamer Of The LOLzilla
How comes we didn't get extra credit just for taking part/being awesome?

Alt..........

Biscuit and caramel = not chewy
Obviously you've never had chewy caramel biscuits.

You actually believe your fear is worse than the fear both Bex and I guessed? What if you're just in denial? :lol:
Absolutely. If I get involved with a girl she's probably not going to drag me down to the deep dark depths of the ocean.

Perhaps my greatest fear is actually commiting to someone who later turns out to be a sea creature :lol:

Impy
Trivia 7 / 10

Lolzilla taming technique - As with Belle you lose points for asking for my help. You also lose points for implying that im into Loliality (Sex with Lol monsters) If I was to present myself to a Lolzilla in a sexual manner it would attack without hesitating. 4 / 10

Overall - 11 / 20 An impressive trivia round is sadly let down by a sloppy taming technique. Your actions would not only fail to tame but actually provoke further rage.

Bliss
Trivia - 2 / 10

Lolzilla Taming technique - Tea and crumpets has proven quite effective against English Lolzilla's but you cant forget that most of them originate from Japan. 5 / 10

Overall - 7 / 20 See me after class. You're better than this.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
I don't know very much about Alt, everything here is a guess.


1. If I could be any kitchen utensil what would I be?

B. Spatula (metal)

2. As a child, which of these did I believe came to life when I wasn't in the room.

A. Soft Toys

3. I spent this valentines day with...

B. My right hand
(Big surprise there...)

4. My pet Hamster was named after what chewy snack?

C. Fudge

5. I'm allergic to cats but what toy would I make for my grandmothers cats to play with?

C. A toilet paper fort to hide in.

6. What frightens me most?

C. Sea creatures

7. What have I spent my morning doing?

C. Putting a toaster in a washing machine for an electronic battle royale.

8. Last film I watched at the cinema?

C. Fast and Furious 5

9. My favourite side of the bed?

A. Left

10. On a scale of 1 to 3 (3 being the highest) how bored must I have been to make this thread?

C. 3

11. BONUS QUESTION: How does one tame a Lolzilla?
- That's a trick question. The Lolzilla can't be tamed! Also, I don't know what a Lolzilla is.
 
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