During a crazy night in Thailand, a bunch of Brits I was partying with brought the question up. To use the PC term, I'm referring to primordial dwarfism, which entails fully proportional limbs. I think I could take two at the most. Some people find this number laughably low and subsequently say they could take something like 20. What do you say? This isn't meant to be offensive; it's just always an intriguing discussion.