How Many Dwarfs Could You Take in a Fight?


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During a crazy night in Thailand, a bunch of Brits I was partying with brought the question up. To use the PC term, I'm referring to primordial dwarfism, which entails fully proportional limbs. I think I could take two at the most. Some people find this number laughably low and subsequently say they could take something like 20. What do you say?

This isn't meant to be offensive; it's just always an intriguing discussion.


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You can always ask people not to take offense, but someone always does.

This is definitely one of those, "bar" questions for a bunch of half-drunken beer buddies and I'd have to say two at most depending on who they are because not only are they smaller and thus harder to fight, but they're at the perfect height to headbutt my crotch and I'm pretty sure one of them would figure that out too.


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Well, if I can all be "The One" like Neo from the Matrix and balance on a beam spinning really fast, I'd say about a million if I can stay balanced for a long time.

I would say between 2-8. It just depends. People don't think they'd be able to do shit, but you'd be surprised.