How mant different ways can you say...


Certified Shitlord
Beating the Bishop
Beat off
Beating Your Meat
Flogging Your Dong
Ringing Out Your Rope
Jack off
Whack off
Milking the Lizard
Choking the Chicken
Waxing the Dolphin
Punishing Percy in Your Palm

- George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words & Phrases


~Lucky 13 strikes again~
Here a few more for ya!

Wrestling the Balled headed Avenger
Polishing your torpedo
Bopping the Bishop
Giving your solder a dishonorable discharge
Clown napping
5 Knuckle shuffle
Spanking your monkey
Firing off some illegitimate knuckle children
Pounding your pudd

And for the ladies we have

Flicking the bean.
Playing with the easy button
Playing with the rabbit

Sorry ladies you got help us out..We don't know what you call it..Inquireing minds wanna know. :confused: :lol:

There is my contribution to the list. :D