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How do you wear your eggs?

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I prefer to use them in pairs to beef up the appearance of my nether regions, yourselves?
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
One in each armpit.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
I'm a vegetarian and eggs are chicken fetuses. So you tell me how I should "wear" my eggs, Danny Melnyk, you chicken fetus molesting bastard!
 

Hilander

Free Spirit
Staff member
V.I.P.
I wear them for fanny pads and use them to boost my puppies up.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I'm a vegetarian and eggs are chicken fetuses. So you tell me how I should "wear" my eggs, Danny Melnyk, you chicken fetus molesting bastard!
Use them as earrings?
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
I'm a vegetarian and eggs are chicken fetuses. So you tell me how I should "wear" my eggs, Danny Melnyk, you chicken fetus molesting bastard!
No they're not. And that's vegan, you twat.

And you call yourself a troll.
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