How do you substitute?


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How do you substitute curse words at school/ work/ public places?
I've taken to saying "Fudgenut" to substitute "fuck" (funny thing, a kid in my class asked me "What The Fuck is a fudgenut?" non-too-discreetly, and a teacher gone near cuffed him). "SPitzel" for "shit," and and "dingo" for damn. I know kindof weird, but hey, it works.


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Well if I'm in front of the kids in clinic I'll say frick instead of fuck and usually let trail the son of a but that's about it. At my desk I let it all fly.
I used to say "oh crumbs" but I was told it sounded a little too toffee-nosed-english so I stopped with that :lol: Nothing else comes to mind... Dont use any.. err... homemade substitutes lol, but I don't really swear either.


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When I was in high school, I never really substituted what I'd say unless there was little kids around, and now that I'm in college, I don't substitute at all.


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I also say poo bum and ming bag but often a big old raspberry does the job. :tt2:

I don't swear in front of kids.


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I try not to swear in front of the kids,so have many different soft versions of the real ones.
arsehole = bumflaps
bastard = bastich
shit = stain
fuck = flick or frick
bollocks = nuts
when the kids are not here,i let fly,pretty sure the neighbours think i have some form of tourettes