How do you substitute curse words at school/ work/ public places? I've taken to saying "Fudgenut" to substitute "fuck" (funny thing, a kid in my class asked me "What The Fuck is a fudgenut?" non-too-discreetly, and a teacher gone near cuffed him). "SPitzel" for "shit," and and "dingo" for damn. I know kindof weird, but hey, it works.