How do you conquer the world?

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by HalfEatenSurprise, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. HalfEatenSurprise

    HalfEatenSurprise Registered Member

    I don't know why I wonder such crap... but I wonder how you conquer the world. On your own or in a group.

    Give me your method in becoming undisputed ruler of this world, or devise a plot between a bunch of you.
     

  2. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    If I told you, I would have to kill you.
     
  3. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Girls poop only bath oil beads.
     
  4. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    Delete your account.
     
  5. HalfEatenSurprise

    HalfEatenSurprise Registered Member

    You persist in trying to make me do this, but you keep replying too...

    'You're awesome Elly' *Drunken idiot friend talk*
     
  6. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    that won't get you very far in conquering teh werld
     
  7. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    I have nothing better to do.
     
  8. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    Personally, I'd go the Hitler/Christ route. Yes, I'm using them in the same sense. It's all about building a cult that has lots and lots and lots of people. Then you just convince them that you're god or you're the best hero ever and they'll do whatever you tell them. Even if you tell them to set babies on fire and stomp them out with a sledgehammer.

    I'd just conquer the US first, making my way north and south to get Canada and Mexico, so that I have one continent secured. Then I'd make my way through South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia.
     
  9. HalfEatenSurprise

    HalfEatenSurprise Registered Member

    Then I am providing a service. I am glad for doing so :)

    I am a happy guy :S *more drunnken idiot talk*
     
  10. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Fuck your own FACE.
     
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