How do I get people interested in my frog?


I am the woolrus
look i told you, he's a nice frog and all, with a dazzling smile i must say, it's just... as far as frogs go he's not particularly exciting.

These aren't the days of the old carnival frog shows, today is a ferocious bustling frog market, and the modern frog enthusiast is looking for something a bit more than a frog just.... being a frog.

Teach him a few words. THEN you will have my interest!