How big of a dick do you have to be?

BigBob

Registered Member
#1
Who the fuck really pulls the fire alarm at 4:30 in the fucking morning? Really? What the fuck?
 

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#3
I know what you mean. I had that happen to me last year at 3:45 in the morning. Some asshole burnt his popcorn. How the fuck do you burn popcorn? Especially in the shitty microwaves our dorms have?
 

BigBob

Registered Member
#6
From what I understand now, someone sprayed it with hair spray so it would go off, and when it goes off, it would stick.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
#8
I know what you mean. I had that happen to me last year at 3:45 in the morning. Some asshole burnt his popcorn. How the fuck do you burn popcorn? Especially in the shitty microwaves our dorms have?
For the record --> We just recently purchased a new microwave (didn't know it was a few extra watts).

I put some microwave popcorn in, for 3 minutes *(the minimum recommended time on most bags) --> The popcorn did not only burn; the popcorn literally melted together into a disgust-smelling ball of black rot. :shake:
 

Nixola

Boom Boom Pow!
#9
this happens to me all the time!! its so horrible, they always go off at rediculious times in the morning. the last one was about last week sometime at 2am......