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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
PretzelCorps is laying asleep in my living room. He's out like a light ... that's been turned off.

What prank should I pull on him? (I have dogs at my disposal)
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Something less permanent. I can't disfigure his face, he's in the army and has to keep up appearances.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
obviously he'd wake up if I did that. and I'm not sticking my hand down his pants.

I guess I could resort to my old tricks and just chuck spare change at him.
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
take him to your bedroom. :naughty:
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
If only I had shaving foam :( I shave just with water lol.
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
Put peanut butter (or something else your dogs will like) on his lips.
 
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