Hi, my name's Alex and I'm a LOLaholic...

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Altanzitarron, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. Altanzitarron

    Altanzitarron Tamer Of The LOLzilla

    It started about 6 years ago. After losing my job I found the only thing that kept me going was searching internet forums and looking for humorous pictures of things with captions pointing out how humorous they were. I started out with the light stuff, Cats looking confused, Dogs failing to catch a frisbee. I thought, what's the harm? It's not hurting anyone... or so I thought.

    Soon I found myself incapable of thinking about anything other than where my next LOL was coming from. I ignored my wife, my kids... I even smashed a toaster with my bare hands because I thought it was being too serious. The light stuff wasn't cutting it anymore, every day I was pushing it further. Girls falling over, stills of the special olympics, animal rights activists being mauled by the very Tigers they were trying to save... I didn't care who's expense it was at, as long as I got my fix. My wife left and took the kids which only made things worse, I started getting into FAIL pictures pretty hard.

    Then it finally happened. I laughed My Ass off. When I woke up the Doctor said some neighbour found me Rolling on the floor laughing in some sort of trance with my ass in the opposite corner of the room. They managed to re-attach my left cheek but it was too late for the right. It was totally "Pwned".

    I promised the wife I'd give rehab a shot so here I am. I hope you guys can help...
     
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2010
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  2. Kibi

    Kibi Babeasaurus Sex

    I think I love you
     
  3. Altanzitarron

    Altanzitarron Tamer Of The LOLzilla

    Just give in and know it.
     
  4. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    That was brilliant... :tic:

    You need a prize of some sort...
     
  5. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    You just got me hooked.
     
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

  7. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    no, FUCKING LSOE
     
  8. Kibi

    Kibi Babeasaurus Sex

    Do you know what....you're right....I DO Love you....I really think we could be great together...I would help you with your loladdiction....I'd sit up and make captions with you ALL NIGHT LONG....

    I'm so glad I got that off my chest....

    <3
     
  9. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    OMG, I lolled. I lolled long and hard! I'm still lolling, in fact.

    LOL FTW!!
     
  10. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    You're not an addict! You ever SUCK DICK FOR LULZ?!
     

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