Hey, you!

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Obsessiforge, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. Obsessiforge

    Obsessiforge - Diderot Reborn -

    Yes, you! you over there!

    I need you to preform a very trick prodecure. Now, usually this sort of this is something reserved for trained professionals, but you look like you could handle it. now, I know its asking a lot, and it'll probably put a strain on the friendship that may or may not exist between us, but I'm going to ask anyways because no one else has shown the proper qualifications or initiative to take on this gargantuan task.

    let me start again, and try to sell this a little better.

    *ahem*

    Do YOU enjoy things like skydiving, diffusing ticking bombs seconds before they detonate and going on blind dates with anacondas? well if you answered anywhere between "Yes" and "Who the fuck are you and when can I see my family again?!" to ANY/NONE of those questions, then boy have WE got the JOB FOR YOU!

    its simple really, all you have to do is

    Love me.

    ...please.

    We await your applications with fervent desperation.

    -the Management.
     

  2. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    What's this job pay? I'm a busy man, and can't be giving out love for free to any old miscreant who asks.
     
  3. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

  4. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

  5. Obsessiforge

    Obsessiforge - Diderot Reborn -

    *sigh* first two applicants show little to no potential...in that order, ms. McWhorington.
     
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  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I can't do it. I would do anything for love.... But I won't do that.
     
  7. Obsessiforge

    Obsessiforge - Diderot Reborn -

    HAH like I'm not used to that one!
     
  8. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    I thought I already had that job. Did I miss the pink slip?
     
  9. Obsessiforge

    Obsessiforge - Diderot Reborn -

    lol its the long distance thing. and the matrimony thing.

    AND THE JAILBAIT THING.
     
  10. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    I thought you were 65 years old.
     

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