Yes, you! you over there! I need you to preform a very trick prodecure. Now, usually this sort of this is something reserved for trained professionals, but you look like you could handle it. now, I know its asking a lot, and it'll probably put a strain on the friendship that may or may not exist between us, but I'm going to ask anyways because no one else has shown the proper qualifications or initiative to take on this gargantuan task. let me start again, and try to sell this a little better. *ahem* Do YOU enjoy things like skydiving, diffusing ticking bombs seconds before they detonate and going on blind dates with anacondas? well if you answered anywhere between "Yes" and "Who the fuck are you and when can I see my family again?!" to ANY/NONE of those questions, then boy have WE got the JOB FOR YOU! its simple really, all you have to do is Spoiler Love me. Spoiler ...please. We await your applications with fervent desperation. -the Management.