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hey qweerblue!

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
It's Mr. Melnyk, not Mr. Melnick :spin:

I know my username prolly confused you haha.
 

qweerblue

Registered Member
Boo! I thought I was being so clever. And even though I know you've embraced "Smelnick", I remember reading why you chose that as your username, and it kind of hurt me. I'm all fragile like that. You're one of my favorite people here--smart, funny, irreverent, musical, kind, and all-around awesome--so, I wanted to give you the respect I think you deserve.

But I fucked it up.

That's just like me ;)
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
hahahaha, at least you didn't call me Daniel
 

qweerblue

Registered Member
I almost called you "Danny", but that felt too familiar, and, well, as I said, it didn't carry the proper note of respect that mis-spelling your last name apparently carried ;)

I had a lot of "nicknames" as a kid, too--most of them were hung on me out of cruelty. My mom made me wear a dress to school one day, when I was about six-years-old, and I kicked and screamed and pleaded and wailed, but she wouldn't relent. Within minutes of arriving at school, I was dubbed "Boy in a Dress". It doesn't quite trip off the tongue as lightly as some other names, but it stuck for a while. It's weird--those kids knew I wasn't a boy, biologically-speaking, but honestly, I think they were just as horrified as I was at seeing me in a dress. *shudder*
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I don't mind be called Danny haha. When it comes to me, there's really no way to offend me. Unless I'm in a really really bad mood, which is rare. Very rare.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
GAWD! Will you two get a room already?
 

qweerblue

Registered Member
GAWD! Will you two get a room already?
Well, yeah--we were just talking about that very thing. But only if you join us, Bubz, 'cause that would make it so freaking COOL.

I'll even do my God of Fire interpretive dance for you to Danny's cosmic guitar stylings...

We'll drink and smoke and watch porn and have dirtysweet sax...

And then we'll go shoot some people.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
saxophones and shooting people. sounds like a good time.
 
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