Help Needed

[Msbabedoll]

Ok here is what I need from you.

Give me your funniest and best advice on raising kids.........

Example:

Never Ever chew gum while changing little boys, They tend to have GREAT aim!

Ok GOOOOOO!!!!

 

[1_ares_1]

Give you babies the colorful boxes...they dont play with the toys anyway!!

 

[Msbabedoll]

Anyone else???????????????

 

[TGirl]

I have lots of advise, not sure if they are good sayings though

 

[AngelsPeak]

Never say "just a minute" unless it's going to be a minute....otherwise

"mom"
"hmmm"
"Has it been a minute yet"?
"no"
2 seconds later.....
"whadda bout now, is a minute yet, hmmm ,is it mom, mom"
"not yet"
a minute later........
"moooommmm, whens it gonna be a minute, tell me, mom, how much longer, mommy listen, whens a minute, I know it's a minute, moooooommmmmyyyy..

And so on and so on....

 

[TGirl]

OK never promise NOTHING.......always say maybe...lol

If I promise we are going swimming tomorrow and it rains and storms my daughter still says...but your promised

 

[Msbabedoll]

LOL Oh these are great!! I need some for teenagers too!! THese are great!!

 

[AngelsPeak]

LOL Oh these are great!! I need some for teenagers too!! THese are great!!

We are now all lost in the sound of our own silence, scartching our heads and saying ...HUH...advice on teenagers, YEAH RIGHT! Silly girl....that's kind of a learn as you go, but don't study too hard because the rules change by the minute!

 

[TGirl]

Never let them go shopping for clothing by themselves....unless you want a 12 year old to come home with half a shirt and g-strings......


This has not happened with my daughter...but she did ask if she could.........uggggggggg Whyyyyyyy I say????

 

[Msbabedoll]

LMAO!!!! Ok that is a good one!!! I guess you all are wondering what I am doing, Well I am working on my next auction. I just got to figure out how to put it together. Right now my rough draft is done in Power point which I know i can't send out to other people because not everyone has power point. What else could I put together a "book" with pictures and be able to email out? I might just have to print and mail.