Hell, endo or exothermic?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Hiei, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    I assume this would be the right place to put this seeing as how I'm not asking if you believe in hell or not, I'm merely asking if you think it it's heated by things around it or if it heats itself.



    I'm going to say that it's exothermic. Heating caused by the extreme amounts of methane that has to be made by all the farting souls in hell. And I'm going to say that Satan is a smoker, so he first lit the place while lighting up one of his smokes, and the methane has simply either caught everything in hell on fire or is continuously being reflamed by the gaseous souls.


    Discuss.
     

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    No offense dude, I don't see this becoming a serious discussion.
     
  3. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    That's hog shit.
     
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    I am pretty sure everyone has seen this before......

    "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
    Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
    Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

    1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
    2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
    So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
     
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  5. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    I've never seen that. It's pretty damned lame, lol
     
  6. Sephy

    Sephy Forum Drifter

    Hahahaha yes I've seen that before. Good stuff.


    Also it doesn't exist so topic fails anyway.
     
  7. Tekkei

    Tekkei Registered Member

    Does it really matter? I don't believe in the existence of Hell in the first place, but I don't see what point it would make to debate whether it was endo- or exo-thermic. It's hot either way, isn't it? Who cares how it gets hot? And that's given that it does exist. Which I honestly don't believe, like I said.
     
  8. Corona

    Corona Registered Member

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  9. orangelightning

    orangelightning Registered Member

    yah letz talk bout every1s favorite number. lolz!!!11
     
  10. ExpectantlyIronic

    ExpectantlyIronic e̳̳̺͕ͬ̓̑̂ͮͦͣ͒͒h̙ͦ̔͂?̅̂ ̾͗̑

    There's already a thread where people can post their favorite number.
     

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