Hamlet - The Facebook Version

Discussion in 'Theatre' started by Easily-Amused, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. Easily-Amused

    Easily-Amused http://easily-amused.com/

    My dad emailed this to me, and it was just about the funniest thing I have read all summer.

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    HAMLET
    (FACEBOOK NEWS
    FEED EDITION).
    BY SARAH SCHMELLING
    - - - -
    Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

    Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

    The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

    Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

    Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

    - - - -

    The king poked the queen.

    The queen poked the king back.

    Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

    Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

    Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

    - - - -

    Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!

    Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.

    Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

    Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

    Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.

    Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

    The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"

    Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

    Polonius is no longer online.

    - - - -

    Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.

    The queen is worried about Ophelia.

    Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.

    Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.

    Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.

    - - - -

    The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.

    The queen likes wine!

    The king likes ... oh crap.

    The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.

    Horatio says well that was tragic.

    Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.

    Denmark is now Norwegian.
     

  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I clicked this thread because my hamster's called Hamlet. :D
     
  3. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    ...it's about now I wish I had studied Hamlet.
     
  4. SuiGeneris

    SuiGeneris blue 3

    Wow!!! That was great. I love Hamlet but seriously, that was priceless. Polonius is now offline. Lol!!!
     

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