Guess what O:

#1
A friend of mine -- Charlie by name
Is a strategist with deadly aim.
He wants you to know
(So I'll say 'ere I go)
That you, friend, have just Lost The Game.
 
#4
Regarding the coming election,
I have carefully weighed my selection,
Mrs. Clinton's too old
And McCain leaves me cold,
But Obama gives me an erection.
 
#5
Regarding the coming election,
I have carefully weighed my selection,
Mrs. Clinton's too old
And McCain leaves me cold,
But Obama gives me an erection.
I dont even come close to understanding what this thread is about...

About the game. We thought we made it up and were being origional, but we found like 3294893 groups on facebook about it, so we were pretty pissed.

One time I lost the game during an intimate moment with my girlfriend. We laughed for like 5 min.

Oh the game...

btw

 
#6
There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
------
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
 
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#9
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
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Rob, an odd fellow, designs
Poems of equal-length lines
And he limericks with flair
As his forethought and care
Ensure a word count of 3 9s
 
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