Grandmas have all the fun

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, May 12, 2007.

  1. At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
    baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is?
    What a team is?"
    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
    "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or
    lose together as a team?"
    The little boy nodded yes.
    "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is
    called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
    pecker-head. Do you understand all that?
    Again the little boy nodded.
    He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets
    a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb
    asshole' is it?"
    Again the little boy nodded.
    "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all
    that to your grandmother.
     

  2. andrew_bishop

    andrew_bishop #1 Spammer of FC

    Hahahahaha , That was pretty good.
     

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