GOP delegate robbed

"GOP delegate's hotel tryst goes bad when he wakes up with $120,000 missing"
He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room. Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed.

And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered.

When he awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings.

The thief's take stunned cops.

"It's very, very, very rare," Minneapolis Police Sgt. William Palmer said. "I can think of a couple of burglaries where we had that much stolen, but it's the first time I've heard of this kind of deal."

In a statement released today, Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, of Denver, put the figure at much less.

"It's embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police report," he said. really just have to read the entire thing.
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Lion Rampant
not so 'Minnesota nice'

See, this is why I never go to Republican gatherings and let high-priced hookers pour my drinks.

Is it ironic that he's from Denver? Picked the wrong horse, dintcha, bud? Good luck explaining it to the missus: "I swear, honey lamb, I thought she was Sarah Palin and I just wanted to discuss foreign policy matters!"