So the neighbors rothwieler has been coming onto our yard all the time lately. Sniffing at the horses and such. Well, today our little poodle/chihuahua cross dog got off his leash and decided to chase the dog away. Well, the bigger dog picked up the little dog and shook it a few times. We now have one less dog. So I ask you fellow gfers, suggest to me the brutalist ways you can think of for me to present this rothwieler upon the nieghbours doorstep for when the sunrises. I want the neighbor to step outside his door, and almost pass out from the sight. Suggestions, even illustrations are welcome. (PS. I'm really annoyed at the neighbor right now. First they have crappy internet, and now their dog kills our dog. GRRRRR).