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GF Will - version 2

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
(version 1 is here: http://www.generalforum.com/general-discussion/your-gf-will-46311.html)

Ok, so I am off to go zip-lining in the Kruger National Park in less than 30 minutes. Ysabel was so kind to point out my impending death, which seems likely if I have to be the one responsible for hooking myself to the next line. So before I go, I would like to get a few things in order, like my will and testament.

To my dearest loved ones on GF, I leave the following:
> Danny – my liver and kidneys. It’s not in great condition, but you could find a use for it.
> My vuvuzela’s – There is one for Pugz, one for Bananas and one for Storm. Blow them loud and proud.
> My burqa – All yours ys. Wear it while you still can. ;)
> My toy guns – Pro
> My beloved Barney - Pam
> My soccer memorabilia - Goes to Hoes
> All the spiders in the tree outside my room (less Wolf, as he is dead - R.I.P) - Tucker
> My mother - all yours Bliss!!
> My FACE - well, I am gonna keep that one to the grave.

:hi:
 
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AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Oh thanks. I could use a good fucking.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Foiled.
 

Livvy

Registered Member
Oh thanks. I could use a good fucking.


But belly buttons would upset your boss :-o

Kidding I'm kidding :lol:

lol seriously - I'll go change it. I dont want to get anyone in trouble. Some places are just different than others ya know?:)
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Haha. He can't read the words from the doorway, but he can see pics.
 

Livvy

Registered Member
Fair enough!

So how do I add smilies If I'm just using the quick reply box? Or maybe I can't.
 
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