GF Will - version 2

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by idisrsly, Sep 23, 2010.

  1. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    (version 1 is here: http://www.generalforum.com/general-discussion/your-gf-will-46311.html)

    Ok, so I am off to go zip-lining in the Kruger National Park in less than 30 minutes. Ysabel was so kind to point out my impending death, which seems likely if I have to be the one responsible for hooking myself to the next line. So before I go, I would like to get a few things in order, like my will and testament.

    To my dearest loved ones on GF, I leave the following:
    > Danny – my liver and kidneys. It’s not in great condition, but you could find a use for it.
    > My vuvuzela’s – There is one for Pugz, one for Bananas and one for Storm. Blow them loud and proud.
    > My burqa – All yours ys. Wear it while you still can. ;)
    > My toy guns – Pro
    > My beloved Barney - Pam
    > My soccer memorabilia - Goes to Hoes
    > All the spiders in the tree outside my room (less Wolf, as he is dead - R.I.P) - Tucker
    > My mother - all yours Bliss!!
    > My FACE - well, I am gonna keep that one to the grave.

    :hi:
     
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2010

  2. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    I'll take Wolf, too. Like you, he always wanted to be stuffed and mounted.
     
  3. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Love you, Idi. And your mother.
     
  4. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Oh thanks. I could use a good fucking.
     
  5. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Oh yeah, about that. Umm, I made it through that alive so I am still gonna need that after all. Sorry about that! :-/
     
  6. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

  7. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    chopped liver.
     
  8. Livvy

    Livvy Registered Member



    But belly buttons would upset your boss :-o

    Kidding I'm kidding :lol:

    lol seriously - I'll go change it. I dont want to get anyone in trouble. Some places are just different than others ya know?:)
     
  9. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Haha. He can't read the words from the doorway, but he can see pics.
     
  10. Livvy

    Livvy Registered Member

    Fair enough!

    So how do I add smilies If I'm just using the quick reply box? Or maybe I can't.
     

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